1. showed up empty-handed to easter brunch. couldn’t even find time to buy a coffee cake.
2. manfriend had to whip up pasta and jarred sauce last night because i was literally too tired to stand up.
3. this morning i thought “i should probably have a vegetable today.” immediately followed by “oh i don’t have time for that.”
4. current contents of my fridge: 1/2 loaf of bread, cheese, past-its-prime orange, way-past-their-prime leftovers, condiments.